Breaking News ! Breaking News ! Breaking News!........
‘Good Afternoon to all our viewers, reports are in, that a very large cow has got stuck inside the Kaligonga river, in our town of Moanpur. Our camera man has captured all the details.
[Camera shot of cow] Don’t speak.
[Reporter Ready]- Speak Now!
‘Seems like a very tragic situation, lets go to our ‘ Special Correspondent’,
Charkha? Can you hear me?
‘Yes , I can hear you!’ ,shouts Charkha, in an upside down suspended position
‘Go ahead Charkha, where are you?’
I am just above the bridge, hanging down from a helicopter, and I can see the cow very distressed. Many people have gathered to see and support this cow, Prawny?
Charkah ,what is the reaction of the people?
Prawny, the people look concerned and are now singing devotional songs, for her help and support,
And how is the cow?
The cow looks, sad, if you can just pan the camera to the cow, just a minute…..
[Camera man- PAN!, you idiot, close shot -show expression of cow]
See how scared she looks?
Hmm looks scared, can you get something out of her?
‘Cow! Cow! How did you get here and how do you feel?’ Charkha
And all Monalisa could say was ‘ Mooooo!’
But that was not the end, she was still stuck!
To be continued…..