Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Breaking News once again!

Breaking News ! Breaking News ! Breaking News!........

Good evening !
This is Shogorika Blahsh, we have breaking news, that the Cow has been rescued, by a small boy!
Lets go to our correspondent…… Charkha? Can you hear me?
Yes , Shogorika, the mood is very jubilant hear, you can see people behind me cheering as the cow was pulled out slowly by this very small boy from the slums.
What is the reaction of the boy?
Apkow kaisah lagthaw hai? Charkha (How do you feel)
Hain?  Boy
Apne Cow khow save kiya? Apkho kya feeling hai?
‘Madam, I am from an All Boys English Public School for slum children’. Speak to me in either English or our national language, not both!,’ said the boy, in BBC like English accent.
And to answer your question, I feel fine and it was my duty to save an animal’. Thank you.
‘Wonderful!’ Where do you live? Charkha.... The boy leaves.
Hey charkha, how is the cow?
The cow is fine, let me just go over and get something out of her…. Cow are you ok?
And all Monalisa the cow could say was ?……… YES you guessed it………….MOOOO?

But that is not the end of her story, she walked away quickly way from the maddening crowd.
The reporters left and so did all the people, the Socialite decided to end her fast,she was relieved, and she had just enough time to change into her new designer clothes, and head for the next party. She ended her fast with a vodka and lime juice.
But now Monalisa the cow was confused………..
To be continued……….

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